Dream No. 1

I had a crazy dream last night. I've never cussed that much in real life.

I was at Burger King with my cousin to take a piss and buy a cherry Slurpee because we came back from visiting UC Berkeley. My cousin folded up the table for the next customer to come. I was heading for the door when..."You forgot to throw out your trash," a middle aged blond woman said to me. "Bitch, please." I replied. "Fuck you, I didn't even eat here." The woman suddenly snapped back at me, "Yes, you did you liar!" I turned around. "Goddamnit you fucking bitch, no I fucking didn't eat here. Did I fucking eat here? No. So shut your fucking bitch mouth." The bitch pointed at a Chinese take-out box. "This is your fried rice, asshole. Where am I supposed to sit when your fucking garbage is in my place?" I flipped her off with both middle fingers and waved them around. "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck YOU*!" I exclaimed. My parents and my aunt and uncle came into Burger King for some reason and overheard my conversation to the stupid whore. I was cussing her out even when I left the restaurant. My uncle went to the window of the door and closed his ears, meaning he wanted me to stop cussing. I overheard my dad apologizing to the stupid bitch in Burger King. As my family left the restaurant, my dad asked "what the hell is wrong with you?" as my aunt and uncle and mother gave me disapproving looks. "That fucking cunt tried to make me throw away trash that wasn't even mine!" My cousin muttered, " It was your trash!" "Fuck no!" I replied. "The last time I was at Burger King was 2 hours ago and I ordered a fucking BURGER. Who fucking takes Chinese food to Burger King anyways?" My uncle asked, " Maybe it was yours from 2 hours ago." "Bullshit!" I replied. "There are janitors working at Burger King. Even if it was mine, they'd have thrown it away by now!"

I have no idea what the fuck that dream was all about, but I feel like I won that one. I'm not cleaning up for no stupid bitches, especially shit that isn't even mine.

* No idea what this was supposed to mean.