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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Shit Talk...Literally

Mission Statement

This column is dedicated to the biological process every human being must endure. What goes in must come out. Think of it as the daily chronicles of Herman Carson defecation. Why is this necessary? Because it's funny. Taking a dump is the closest thing to child birth in my opinion. Big or small, shitting is always stressful, and in order to alleviate the pain, each dropping of a number two must be accounted for.

Shit Dictionary Forward

This handy reference guide defines basic terminology used to accurately and explicitly describe the art of defecation. Continuously under development as each and every toilet run has the potential to discover new species of shit. Bookmark it.

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