Today marked a groundbreaking date in defecation lore. My afternoon shit wasn't just any shit. A motherfucking ribbon cutting ceremony was arranged although I was the only person in attendance. Shit went down.
Rabbit shit to be exact. See the Shit Dictionary for complete details. Fuck me senseless. It was hard to ease out. The shit was halfway out my ass, so I couldn't bail. I ended up having to use my Zen style technique that summoned Buddha to pull it out of my ass. Cross-legged and calm, it naturally fell out of my asshole. Several consecutive and continuous plops into the toilet, and there you have it. Normal color hue. Solid clumps. Nothing out of the ordinary.
There's a first for everything. Danke shit.
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