corn on the crap Undigested corn kernels, uniformly in rows, poke out from the turd.
dingleberry Shit cemented on the tips of ass hairs. Appearance of berries on a bush.
dookie A skinless turd. A normal shit has a shell on the outside.
gay phallus A sharp shit that cuts up your asshole, dying the turd red with blood. Like a penis was inserted into your asshole, causing it to bleed.
ghost shit Turns out wiping wasn't necessary. Did you even take a shit?
grumpy Shit that emits a toxic stank. Submersion has minimal effect to subdue fumes.
Lincoln log A turd so stiff and long, Abraham Lincoln himself could use it to build a cabin.
rabbit shit Little balls of shit that don't stay together because you didn't eat enough fiber.
rocky road Bumpy and lumpy.
shart [Shit - it + fart - f.] A fart that results in liquid shit. Syn. wet fart.
shat Past tense of shit.
soggy shit Very watery diarrhea that trickles down your ass cheeks.
splatter shit Diarrhea that nukes the toilet bowl. A bitch to wipe clean.
straggler A speck of shit lost from the herd that clings onto your asshole (see DINGLEBERRY).
thumper A shit that was farted out. Typically accompanied by a stench.
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