Dream No. 2

If you thought my first dream was weird, you should wait till you read this one! I went to bed after coming down from some really good purple weed and some salvia.

I woke up to find myself in an arcade and there was a sign that promoted a new game. It was one of those games in a booth, you know, like the ones in Dave & Busters and it was really flashy. Many kids wanted to get on it, except there was a bouncer. The bouncer said I could go in first and told the other people to go fuck off. It was really strange, it was a booth with a huge fucking screen. Beneath the screen was a hole that said [insert the penis in here]. I did and the game began. It was a sex game and pretty much it's a sexual simulator. On screen you get to select the girl you're fucking and you can see the whole thing, almost like if you were fucking the real thing (something inside the hole worked like a water bed and a massage chair). A fucking wet dream, man, except I didn't nut. Which is good, cause I don't want no cummy sheets.

Waking up, I felt there were something wrong with the dream. Many things actually. For starters, why did I insert my penis into the machine? It could have been a trap. Would I have done it in real life? No, no I wouldn't, I know what's been in there. Number 2, why did the bouncer let me in, of all people? Does it look like the Jones Hewitt couldn't get pussy? Well, fuck me, that's the last time I'm going to bed right after smoking some purp.