Complaints to Porn Industries

I like sex. I like having sex, and I like watching videos of hot little sluts taking it in the ass. Unfortunately all good things have bad things in them, and I'm here to point out the cons of pornography. Stick around and find out, you shit-eating piece of butt-fucking cum chugging ass-hair.

First off, you guys at the porn industry can employ less skinheads. What the fuck? Did all the dudes get out of the Army or something? It's not that I'm a fag noticing the dudes, but damn, why does the plain Nazi Lowriding White Guy get the bitch? That ain't cool. I ain't never seen a bald guy in the street with a fine ass bitch. That's false bullshit, motherfuckers. You guys suck! What say you, you piece of trash? You agree with me for sure, you fucking faggot.

Also I don't want no more goddamn motherfucking viruses. Fuck you bitch-ass punk-ass hook-ass hackers and fuck you asshole reader! I'm just trying to get me a good meat slapping going on and all you want to do is turn off my fucking internet and have me jerk off to a magazine or my hand or some chick I pick up that takes approximately two hours and a couple of drinks? I don't fucking think so, you stupid dick! Fuck yourselves!

I also want you to cut out the gay bullshit faggot music out of the fucking movie. I want to hear the girl moan, not fucking ride an elevator or watch a fucking music video! Fucking A! No one wants to hear that bullshit. It doesn't turn me on. Fuck you guys! I'm obviously not watching your bullshit porn for the fucking music. You fucking retard.

For the hot bitches: shave your damn selves! Nothing turns me off like a large explosion of muff hair. It's like I'm looking at a bush you find out in the mountains. I'm not saying pubic hair is bad, just not that fucking much. You Asian sluts know what I'm talking about. That hairy pussy of yours disgusts me.

Sometimes all I see is a dick in a pussy. No face. No tit. Booooring. What the fuck? I can easily do that with my fingers and that don't give me a boner. Again, I want to see tits and ass and the face. A fucking dick and a pussy ain't cutting it, you fuckheaded sonuvabitch. Dumb ass camera guy, zoom out a bit sometimes, dammit! And less zoom in on the fucking guy, more of the fucking girl.Sometimes when I jerk off to porn, the camera all of a sudden shows the guy's face. Get the douchebag out of the screen. Need I remind the porn market that the only reason we went to the link is because we want to see the girl featured getting fucked, not the faggot who is fucking her. I don't fucking care what his face looks like, get back to the girl, you witless homo porn director. By the way, they should make the guy shut the fuck up, we're not watching you, you ass-for-sale cow fucking ball-lopping shitstain.

Ya'll fuckheads heard ever of POV? It's one of my personal favorites. I demand you dumb fucklicks to make more of that! No guy's faggot ass in the way. He needs to get the fuck up out of here. And take better angles, for Chrissake, sometimes good porn is ruined because the dickmilking filmmaker can't film for a goddamn shit. The classic side views are aiight for me. I like and can live with that. Underneath the chick is good too, but not zoomed in all the fucking way where I can't see shit. I want to see more shit, you sploogemouthed fuck.

I want you guys to cut the gay porn market. This includes any form of male on male penetration, male with dick in his mouth, male getting penetrated by a dildo, strap on, etc. The market is supposedly said by unnamed sources to be too small and there is no interest in it (in these parts!). Nobody likes faggots. Yes, you cuntaphobic homosexual supporters, lesbians too. Don't get me wrong, you sick shitbitch, lesbians are hot, but they are hell of boring. Go to a gay bar if you want some gay action. Gay bars are where you belong you fucking retarded dick fiend.

I'll discuss more when I find more cons. Maybe I'll make a Pros article too. In the meantime, fuck yourselves. As for the $20 to Haiti, I only have 2.6k views. Don't you want me to donate money to support them fucking poor earthquake-prone homelesses? Hurry the fuck up you fucked piece of shit! Click faster goddammit, you fucking idiots!