"We know this is going to be Herman's valentine!" says Jones. "Naw, just fucking with you all. You witless fucks. Yeah, you dick-groper; I bet your valentine is a dildo, vibrator, anal beads, or another dude, you fucking faggot. Yeah, everyone knows you probably like hard anal probes up your cock-up-you faggot ass you sick scrotum-caressing homo shitfuck. You asshole-tearing fags are just a bunch of cum-sipping, cock-riding, motherfucking queers and my recommendations for what you fucks can do today is for you shit-packing dicksuckers to stop acting a fucking fool and to go fuck your-dumbass-selves."
Herman concurs and adds, "Fuck you guys. Gong Hay Fat Choy and Sukku My Dikku...uh yeh...what Jones said."
Anyways, we the editors here at The Trash Blog want you to go fuck yourselves today regardless of what day it is, you worthless trash. No one loves you, except for a guy and maybe your homosexual dads. And you sure as hell ain't going to get the lucky red envelope you cocksuckers. Time to start those New Year's resolutions over cause God fucking knows you already done fucked up. Yeah your New Year's resolution was to turn straight. Now your lunar New Year's resolution is to stay and remain a fag and get some gay ass. You guys are pieces of shit. We also want to tell you fucks that we are having a week-long vacation for school. After that, we'll be back to posting two articles a day, 7 days a week. We have our dates to finish pleasing, so yeah, fuck you guys. Yeah, we can be assholes and still get the pussy, unlike you fucks, who are just assholes and just end up with man-ass. But we will allow you to continue reading our articles during our hiatus, don't you feel bad for the screwing over the Haitians?
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jesus, whats wrong with u people. u guys are fucken assholes and wats ur problem and why does jones keeps swearing he doesnt make sense u sound fuckin retarded
ReplyDeletedude dont talk about the people in haiti like that thats fckin messed up man
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with us? I should be asking you that. Why the fuck are you so mad, are you a fucking homo or something? I fucking swear because I fucking feel like fucking swearing you piece of shit so fuck yourself you sperm-garnished fuckfaced ass-slashing rectum raider. You're the one who fucking sounds fucking retarded with your fucking chatspeak you fucking stupid son of a bitch. Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteAs for the second one, I can talk about them however the fuck I want. Eat a dick and fuck you. Do you think I give a fuck? Shit, no. You brainless fuckhead.
You guys are all trash.
i got a lucky red envelope so ha
ReplyDeleteI'm Happy Pieces Of Shit Like You Guys Have To Stop Sometime Hope To God This Lasts. Fuck You Guys You Guys Aren't Funny.
ReplyDeletefuck jones hewitt fuck herman carson fuck the trash blog none of you guys are cool go suck each other off faggots
ReplyDeleteThe only red envelope you got was a bloodied up asshole from cock, so who's laughing now you little shit?
ReplyDeletePieces of Shit Like You Have To Stop Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word. Fuck God and fuck your bitch ass because we're not going anywhere.