God, you are really starting to fucking piss me off. The little things goddammit, the little things. You just had to be a little bitch about this. Like I always say, a penny saved is a penny earned. A penny spent is a penny you should have saved. So you can take coin laundry and shove it up your ass you Jesus loving faggot.
I'm sick and tired of this shit. Last semester it happened to me once. I shook it off. Just a malfunction. But naw, another disaster struck this semester. Again. First time I was out a fucking dollar. This time 75 cents. All the same. Bottom line is that the fucking dryer ate my fucking quarters again. I ain't having this. Bullshit. Fuck you God. Screw me over when I'm close to shoving my last quarters in. Why couldn't the first fucking quarter get stuck you motherfucker? Fuck! I was so fucking pissed off last time, I abused the fuck out of that dryer. I high kicked that fucking piss poor excuse for machinery upwards of 25 times...whilst swearing! And that still didn't do no good. This time I had present company, so I abused the elevator down to my floor instead.
What I did next was what I should have done long ago. As soon as the first fucking quarter got jammed. And that was to opt for the school debit card. Fuck me. No fee. Just deposit money using credit card. Swipe and select. Easy and painless. Thing is I technically had 50 cents in with a quarter lost to hell, and to add insult to injury, the assholic system still charged me the full $1.25 for the cycle. Fucking assholes.
I don't want to be stressed out over fucking pocket change. I don't need this shit. But the fact is it doesn't help that my fucking hard earned money goes to waste. I won't be having this problem any more, so up yours God.
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Fuck God. Religion was made by man to explain what they couldn't explain at the time, and to control people.
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