Sup gang. We want y'all to vote on who is cooler: the marijuana-toking Jones Hewitt or the shit taking Herman Carson?
Jones Hewitt is the exclusive writer of articles such as I'm a Douche and Dream Journal. He is renowned for his douche-like antics and vulgar, unadulterated nonsensical words. "Fuck you shit chomping cock gobblers," he says. "You prematurely ejaculating mentally retarded faggots vote for me, you shitfuck. And fuck you Herman."
Herman Carson is the sole editor of Shit Talk...Literally and Mutie Minutes with Herman Carson, columns focused around defecation and his famous dislike of the physically and mentally challenged. Herman says, "If there was no me, there would be no Trash Blog, no money. Yeah, that's right. I said it, Jones, you lazy piece of shit. Vote for Herman, webmaster of The Trash Blog."
Together they pen the joint columns Trash Talk, Fuck You God, and Sexy Bitches. So who is the most funny or interesting or God forbid cool?
Poll will run for 3 weeks to the end of February. Fuck-Godspeed.
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