God, You Trash

Today I got really fucking stoned.

I have a test tomorrow, and I have to write a fucking bullshit paper and shit. And fuck I'm tired. Then I took a nap. I fucking got up and was thinking that maybe I should take a quality nap so I can have plenty of time to do quality homework. That was a bad fucking idea and now I'm actually fucking doing this fucking homework. But first I was all like, fuck man, I need some reggae, so I put up some music. Man, this is some old bullshit and it's hella hard to decode this reading shit cause I don't remember learning this and it's hella thick for a fucking book and I feel like I'm shit outta luck tomorrow. Well, fuck! Anyways, I finished like, a third of it, but I don't feel like doing any more of this bullshit. And my eyes are hella red. Hah. Shit. I can't fucking focus on this shit. I fucking hate college. Have you ever even, do you? This is fucking whack. Fuck this shit. I don't even feel like making words up today. Fuck your punkass, guys. And I'm gonna go to dinner now cause I got the killer munchies. Fuck off. I'm fucking hungry. You can eat a dick. I got my nachos, so fuck off.

Ah. Jesus. Fuck you God. Dammit. Fuck, what is it with you? I blame it on his bitchass because I'm feeling somewhat spiritual right now and all this bullshit and fuck man. Eat a dick you guys. Tell God that you bitch. Fuck you, you piece of shit! Oh yeah, uhhh, click and shit if you want me to donate to Haiti you faggots. We have 3k views, so fucking hurry up. Jesus Fuck! What the fuck is wrong with you people? Their situation is fucked if you guys are holding out on them! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Uhhhh...dammit this is your fault God. Fuck you.