Ever walked down the street and saw a fine bitch? How about at the pool? Maybe sitting next to you in a class? Look 'em up and down and thought to yourself, "Damn, I'd tap that ass!"
Herman says some East Coast bitches are hot, but Herman can vouch for Jones when he says you can only get the finest beach girls in SoCal. You will only read about the finest, hottest bitch we find here, cause if you were fugly, you'd be in Trash Talk and/or Mutie Minutes. Not here. Who knows? Maybe you'll find yourself here. We're always on the lookout.
Jones and Herman are about to take you on a sight seeing tour of some of the hottest bitches of everyday life. There are no photos, but our detailed descriptions straight from our own two eyes is cause for some boner-inducing articles! These articles are not to jerk off to, you sick fuck, there's porn for that. This column will be updated weekly, because we don't want to spend the whole time posting articles about chicks. We have other columns to run.
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