Ladies and trash, the results are officially in. This poll decides the winner of the 2010 premature Trash Blog column favorite. Here we go.
The readers' choice favorite column is Fuck You God! Fuck You God is the newest column of the bunch, the underdog and the rookie. And at only 5 posts, it seems to have caught the attention of The Trash Blog trashful. Expert Herman attributes the victory to the fact that there are too many goddamn atheists these days. Not that's necessarily a bad thing. In fact, it's a very good thing actually.
Trash Talk took an early lead when the poll initially opened. The Trash Blog's poster column was a fan favorite with eclectic topics of discussion. Shit Talk...Literally and I'm a Douche eventually caught up by the end of the week. Readers must have liked Shit Talk like Trash Talk, except that it was actually about shit. I'm a Douche must have opened up followers' inner douches. Last weekend though, Fuck You God jumped out to a commanding lead. And this week, a late push by Shit Talk...Literally with Shit Week 2010 failed to avoid the upset. Dream Journal was never in the running from the start. Author Jones blames it on the trash who can't stomach graphic journalism. Pussies. "Fuck you guys," Jones says. "I don't care if you like this shit or not, it's still going on."
And there you have it. The Trash Blog is proud to announce, the early favorite in the running for 2010 Trash Blog Column of the Year, Fuck You God! Let's give it a round of applause before we conclude this poll with a fuck you, and have a nice day.
Jones wants to conclude this with an offer of $20 to Haiti if this blog reaches at least 4k views. So happy clicking, you trash!
Trash Talk
5 (18%)
Shit Talk...Literally
6 (22%)
I'm a Douche
4 (14%)
Dream Journal
3 (11%)
Fuck You God
9 (33%)
Votes so far: 27
Poll closed
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