3 time's a shit

It's rare for me to shit twice a day, but thrice? Yes The Shit Journal faithful, I have completed the Holy Trinity of shits. I can see a day and night shit from having fast food for lunch and dinner, but where the fuck does the third come from? Granted my last 2 shits were smaller than the first, but still, after each and every shit, I really thought I had no more inside me. None of the shits were too difficult to get out with a magazine to read. All had dark chocolate brown textures. The first one required 3 wipes, and the second and third just 2. Someone must've slipped me some Ex-Lax. Goddamn.