Driving my drunkass piece of shit friend home

An acquaintance of mine, Jake is a drinker. So last night at a party, he was shitfaced and asked me to drive him home. Now this trash is supposed to be my DD, right? So I told him I'll take his ass home and I can walk back to my place, since this asshole lives a few blocks from me. He handed me his keys at 1am and the fun began after I dragged him into the passenger seat. I was going 80 on the empty streets driving past red lights, and he was freaking out and it was funny as fuck. He was all like..."Dude...slow down...I'm feeling sick." I turned up the music louder and continued my reckless driving, I mean, shit, it's not my car. I floored the brakes in front of Taco Bell, "borrowed" his money to buy myself a nice Beefy Five Layered Burrito and kept the change. Afterwards, I made lots of unnecessary lane changes and did some donuts in the empty parking lot. When I pulled up to Jake's apartment, he fell out of his passenger seat on all fours and vomited on his driveway. He stumbled like a zombie towards his front door. I yelled for his attention and threw him the keys. He fumbled. I laughed and walked home. Fuck Jake.