Poll: Favorite Column?

Vote on your favorite column! Which column is the most funny, interesting, and/or cool?

Is it The Trash Blog's signature column Trash Talk at 12 posts?
Or is it Herman's made for shit by shit column Shit Talk...Literally at 8 posts?
Or is it Jones' SoCal Shore column I'm a Douche at 5 posts?
Or is it Jones' drug induced coma column Dream Journal at 3 posts?
Or is it atheistically pleasing and newcomer joint column Fuck You God at 3 posts?

Poll is open for 2 weeks and concludes on Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 11:59 PM PST.