I had some delicious In-N-Out burger for lunch. Man, them West Coast Burgers are the shit! I made sure to eat every bit of my burger. It was the best fucking burger I've had in a long time. After I ate my delicious meal, I left the fast food restaurant content and intended to go to the basketball courts to get my game on. I got into my car, started my engine, and as I left, I saw a dreadlocked homeless guy with a sign: "Need $. God Bless U." I drove by him and he started waving at me and yelling shit at me although he seemed a bit riled and hostile (I couldn't hear his ass cause my music was on too loud). I instinctively flipped him off. This made the deadbeat furious at me so the trash started running towards my car. I floored the gas laughing as the homeless guy breathed in my exhaust. Fuck that asshole.
After shooting some hoops, I decided to go to a nearby mall to purchase myself some new sneaks. As I walked out of Foot Locker with a brand spanking new pair of Jordan's (yee, I love them kicks), I spy that same homeless man selling cologne out of a cardboard box at the corner of the mall. See, this brother knows how to identify trash. I thought that nigga was homeless. I don't feel bad about flipping that piece of shit off.
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