Shit Week 2010

S | SHITTY

The following segment is rated "S" for Shitty and may contain shit.

[Cue scary music]

"You never know what's happening. You don't know where it's coming from. But all of the sudden it's there. And there's nothing you can do about it."

"We arrived on the first of July. And it all started to go wrong."

[Intense music]

"And there's something terrible about the way they're moving. And Jones is freaking out. And now...I am totally engulfed in panic as well."

"Watch out!"

[Yelp of pain]

"Help! Help me!"

[Scream]

"Herman Carson, and I'm here on the shitter. Whoa I got a great brown hitting me. Here he is."

"When the shit venture away from the shallows to flush, they become the flushed."

"In the daytime we can study shits, but at night, shits are a mystery."

[Uptempo music]

SHIT OUT OF WATER

GREAT BROWN SHIT

DAY OF THE SHIT

SHIT AFTER DARK

SLIDE SHIT SUMMER

[Music fades]

SHIT WEEK
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