About the Editors

You want to know more about us, don't you, you homos? Here's a bit to keep you satisfied, so shut the fuck up. This article was written by a third party member to prevent bias.

Name: Jones Andre Hewitt
Position: Editor-in-chief
Age: 18
Sex/Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: African American
Bio: Lives in Northern California but attends California State University [redacted for privacy reasons] down south. Hobbies include fishing, smoking pot, playing basketball, sleeping, and video games. His favorite food is submarine sandwiches, and his favorite drink is coffee. Two of his favorite things are the word "fuck" and the middle finger. Enjoys listening to rap music and his favorite musical artist is Snoop Dogg. In his free time he likes to invent new words, have sex, buy new shoes, and write for The Trash Blog. It is also noted that Jones is a fourth degree black belt in Jujitsu.

Name: Herman Carson
Position: Senior Editor
Age: 19
Sex/Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: German/Asian American
Bio: Hails from NorCal and goes to college in New York City. Hobbies are playing sports and video games, watching TV and movies, and of course writing for The Trash Blog with an emphasis on defecation. Interests are baseball, cars, and girls. Last meal on Earth would be medium rare prime rib with portobello mushroom sauce; buttery mashed potatoes with gravy; lightly salted green beans, carrots, and corn; cane sugar soda; and strawberry ice cream for dessert.

That's all for now you faggots. Now get the fuck out of our sights.