Herman Carson is a sick fuck

That's right, I'm talking about my degenerate sicko (not biologically related) cousin. We're cool with each other and all, and he visits me sometimes when he comes back from New York. But Goddamn. There are things I have to put my foot down. That's right. It has something to do with his disgusting "hobby".

Every time this sick fuck visits me, he always wants to take a shit in my bathroom. My fucking bathroom! I tell him to fuck off and take a shit in the public bathrooms down the hall, or maybe at the McDonald's or at the park or the mall, all nearby and at a reasonable walking distance. But no, do you know what that half-gook tells me? "Naw, man, it's no fun taking a shit in a public bathroom." What the fuck? Now I know your deliberately doing this, you fucking jackass.

He is very persistent and even proposed a challenge. Herman pulled out two Xbox controllers and challenged me to a duel of Halo. He knows I can fuck his shit up, but I still declined the offer. He got mad and proceeded into calling me a pussy, a fuck, and a nigger. I asked that douchebag what do I get out of it. He slapped down five dollars. Now the game is on. I grabbed my controller, and it was go time nigga.

This is Shit Week, so I'll cut the shit short. I lost, barely! That asshole looked at me triumphantly and strolled into my throne, my precious bathroom. Outside I heard that twisted, witless fuckass deliberately making disgusting groaning and grunting noises. I checked my Rolex. Seven minutes. Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck is he doing in there? I hear a flush and the washing of hands. The lock turned and the door opened. All of a sudden, a nasty haze loomed in. The smell hit me like a baseball bat. It smelled like a skunk farted in my room after fucking a decomposing corpse. I bolted for the windows and yanked them the fuck open. I turned on the fucking fan in the fucking restroom and closed the fucking door. "You faggot piece of shit!" I began while spraying layers of Febreze in the air. "This is why I don't let you shit in my bathroom, you asshole fuck." Herman laughed. "I hope you have a gas mask for when you need to take a shit. Eat a dick, bitch."

Sometimes we still play games for rights to take a shit in my bathroom, although I never really get what's so good about taking a shit in my bathroom. I win some, I lose some. Long story short, Herman fucking disgusts me. Other people need to use my toilet too, you prick. You piece of shit. Show some respect for other people for a change, you fuckwit assclown.

On a side note, new Government professor is a fucking cunt. She'd be hot if she wasn't such a bitch. Fuck yourself. Alright, nothing more to read about here. Get the fuck out of here you dick biting heterophobic cunts. Don't forget you chodes, it's Shit Week. Three more nights of shit infested action you wouldn't want to miss!