Stop wearing my shit!

Do you know what pisses me off? Motherfuckers who take your things straight off your body to see how good they look in them without asking first. Swipe! There goes my stunna shades. Grab! There goes my cap. Borrow! There goes my chain. It's like everything I wear becomes a free sample. Won't you faggots fuck off and buy your own fucking gear instead of trying on my shit? I didn't buy it so your grimy ass hands could touch them! I would have let you tried it on if you fucking asked, you trash. These antics are not appreciated. When you wear my hat, you make me want to punch you in the face. When you wear my stunna shades, you look like shit. When you wear my chain, it makes me want to break off my foot up your ass. I am wearing my shit because I want the fucking shit on me. Don't mess with my belongings, asshole. That's not cool.