Annoying Ass Bitch

Ever had that stupid bitch always in your face as you're trying to do work? The annoying kind that pokes your face when you're not paying attention to her when you're making an attempt to do something constructive? Yesterday, I was trying to work on my shit in class and this bitch who sits in front of me turns her desk around and tries to strike up a conversation. I was hard at writing notes and shit, so I barely looked up. Fucking cunt responded to this by constantly poking me in the face and telling me to say something. I told her I swear to God if she poked me one more time, I would fuckin' slap her. She jabbed me once again in the face with her finger. I followed it up with a a well placed back of the right hand across the cheek. I accidentally hit her harder than I was intending to. It made the sound of a satisfying smack, leaving red hand prints like on a fine sista's pony ass. She called me a dick because I "fuckin' slapped" her. She turned her desk around. She hasn't tried to talk to me since. A crude douche move but effective nevertheless. I am satisfied and would backhand her again in a jiffy. And for those curious, no, she wasn't hot.