Sexy and Hot

What's the difference? Sexy is always hot, but hot is not always sexy. My definition is as follows: Sexy is gorgeous, and hot is cute. Now this is all a matter of personal taste, my humble opinion, so eat a dick if you don't agree. And now some examples to give you a more vivid picture of what I'm talking about, the as aforementioned Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. These two bitches (too harsh?) are the sex symbols of this generation. I think I read somewhere that Taylor Swift doesn't want anyone to think of her naked. Well too fucking bad. Then you shouldn't have been a singer or a girl. However, I don't consider them stunning, sexy, personally. They're hot but just cute. What? Here at The Trash Blog, we are critics of 6 select categories based on looks: face, breasts, stomach, butt, legs, and body. I don't want to go into details, but it's mainly face that determines sexy or hot. They look too young, underdeveloped. In Miley Cyrus' case, she's not even legal yet. A bonus category not based on looks would be voice. Her voice is a little too low while Taylor Swift has a nice and light voice. Even after all that, I wouldn't mind tapping that, given that she's legal. I'm 19, talking about college girls or young 20s. High school age is gone, past, I'm not and shouldn't even be looking at them. Pedophiles are sick, preying on 14 year olds. Man, they aren't even developed yet. What the fuck is wrong with you? Sick old fucks thinking that a young girl would like their ugly asses. Oh you're going to get laid all right, just in fucking jail by fucking grown ass big men. Sorry I've been watching too many episodes of To Catch a Predator.

Now sexy is supermodel hot, like Victoria's Secret models. Not naming any names because that's like all of them. They show off their bodies a lot more, which is a plus. That could possibly factor into why I think they're hotter than cute. They're models. They're supposed to be pretty. Celebrities don't necessarily have to be pretty, but they do get farther if they're that noticeably hotter than the rest.

Knowing that I can't get any of these mentioned above, that's why we have the Sexy Bitches column. Everyday bitches around town, in the streets, in our lives. They're either gorgeous or cute, or just no or fugly, fucking ugly, which we sure as hell won't mention here for fuck's sake.