Life sucking lately? Feel like whatever you do, there's no real justification? No one but a higher, superior, supernatural being to blame? Or is undeserved karma biting you in the ass? Look no further, cause this column is about cursing the Jesus out of Jesus. God is the trash responsible for your woes. People thank God for all the good things in their lives, but what about the bad times? No finger-pointing at God almighty in fear of being smite. Fuck that shit. We ain't scared of none of that shit. We should give God shit about our troubles and chalk it up to ourselves for our own fortune.
This column is targeted at and catered to the religious and churchgoers. We remember when we were once of the Christian faith. Fuck that shit. Where was God when we was in the hood? So read weekly about how we put the God back in Goddamn. It ain't God damns you; it's you damn God.
Fuck you God.
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God is a filthy cocksucking fool.
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