Yo God, eat a dick

Hey asshole. Here's a question for you: Why the fuck can't I get a job? I don't know about any motherfucker who is as hard working and passionate about getting gainful employment, so what the hell's your problem? I've been trying to find work for over 6 months and for some reason no one is there to hire me. Fuck you, God. Do you know how many job applications I have filled (me, a black man no less!)? Do you know how many hours I spend a week trying to follow up with punk ass managers? What about all the community service hours I've done (No, these hours were not because of court)? Where is my fuckin' karma, asshole? Even my less-experienced-in-retail (although white) stoner friend who applied the same time as me at the same place got a job. Even this community college attending deadbeat I know got a job delivering pizza for Domino's. And to boot, Dumbass from my class has a job at fucking Starbucks?! Fucking A. Here's two middle fingers for you, God, you worthless piece of trash deadbeat motherfucker. You dick-biting shit-for-sale. So cursing out your faggot ass doesn't get me no money or get me no job, but you still a cum chugging busta, you dick deploying herb. You fuckwit. Fuck you, God.