YouTube Sellouts

What are YouTube sellouts? They were formerly normal, mundane people. Just like me. The average working American. And as soon as someone thought their videos were marginally entertaining, they wanted to do it big. That personal connection you made when you saw their very first video was lost. You can recall that awkward timidness. Now all they care about is getting subscribers or selling t-shirts. The commercialization of the once innocent.

I will comment on some select all time most subscribed channels on YouTube as of today because they are mostly sellouts. I don't watch these channels on a regular basis, but being that they are the most popular on YouTube, it is assured I will come across their videos eventually. I hope this doesn't make me gay.

nigahiga YouTube's all time most subscribed channel. Not a sellout but still a speech slurring gook.
Fred Fucking faggot retard because his videos are not funny and are trash.
smosh Textbook sellouts who capitalized on their popularity.
ShaneDawsonTV Subscription and merchandise whore. Also fugly. Really unbearable to look at.
kevjumba Sold out to the man, JC Penney or some shit, once. Is a gook but speaks like a white man.
ShaneDawsonTV2 2 channels. Twice as gay.
WHATTHEBUCKSHOW Has been asking for subscribers from day 1.
communitychannel Not a sellout. I don't like this viewer communication going on. Australian accents are really unbearable. Also shut the fuck up bitch and show us your tits. Otherwise stop wearing those low cut shirts.
HappySlip I just don't get the subscriber angle. Is to drive more traffic to increase earnings or is it really because you want to remind your devoted viewers you have a new video?
boburnham Debut video was a classic. Now pimps out merchandise.
NeilCicierega Not a sellout. By the way, no one gives a shit about your other videos. More Potter Puppet Pals and less trash.
pyrobooby Which brings me to Peter Chao. There's some anger behind this post. Warranted annoyance. Gook dissed our shout-out. Strike 1. Asks for subscribers and interacts with viewers by telling them to leave comments. Strike 2 and 3. Trash. I berieved in you man.

I'm really happy for you all, but I still don't like you for selling out. I guess this is the only thing you know how to do because it's obvious you had nothing to do before. That's why you made these videos. I don't like these viewer feedback interactions. Maybe I just want you to fuck off of your own video so I can enjoy your goddamn video. Also what the fuck is up with all these gooks on YouTube? Whites are a given, but where's the Mr. Chi City's? Actually I don't mind. I support gooks on YouTube, but I don't support the fact that they're sellouts.

Even after all this, I'm going to be a hypocrite if this blog hits mainstream, and I won't give a fuck about what anyone thinks. Everyone can eat a dick for all I care. I just want to make money. I said that from the start, so I always was a sellout. I didn't become one. That's worse. Thing is it's okay for me to trash these YouTube sellouts now, but when I sell out, it's okay. Good talking.